Mom’s Resume Proves She’s the Hardest Worker

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Mom

ADDRESS: Anywhere U.S.A.

CELL PHONE: My kids have it, so no use including the number

HOME PHONE: I’ll just assume you are a telemarketer, so don’t bother

EMAIL: IronicMommyDearest@ThisIsaFakeEmail.com

BIO: I’m a mother, a giver of life. My talents include changing diapers, making…